I saw an advertisement on TV the other night for a new reality show.
It’s not actually new, but it’s a new Australian version of The Bachelor.
Now here’s some unmissable television.
A man is lucky enough to have the good-looks fairy smack him in the head a few times. (Am I jealous?)
After being deemed “eligible” by persons unknown, he is then presented with a smorgasbord of supposedly sexy sirens to choose an eligible mate from. (Of course I’m bloody jealous!)
As if this blessing wasn’t enough, he is presented with a number of “dating” options and locales that pretty much would never happen in real life.
Of course, this would make pretty boring television on its own, so the bevy of beauties have to vie for his attention, even stooping to “double” dates (2 women, 1 guy).
I mean, I can imagine there’s nothing sexier than a bunch of women giving up their self respect and essentially begging a guy to choose them as a partner.
Riveting stuff, I’m sure.
Unfortunately I won’t be able to watch this drivel.
I am well overdue for some dedicated navel gazing hours.
Now while I’ve found something far more interesting to do than watch the show, I have to ask here….
Is our Aussie bachelor really that good looking?
All personal jealousy issues aside, and the fact the man seems scared of using a razor, I’m not too sure.
What do you think?
The Bachelor – Australia
