Have you ever wanted to save a damsel in distress?
What about winning a bravery award after rescuing puppies from a burning orphanage?
Maybe something even more awesome, like saving the world from probe-happy aliens?
Okay, you still might not be able to do those things, but with these bad boys on, you can look awesome while not doing any of it!
That’s right.
Just sit back with your (amazingly handsome) feet up, and let the world take care of itself for a change.
Shoes.
They make the man.
What man?
You Man!
