Title: Every one of the Fast & The Relatively Angry movies.
Starring:
Paul Walker.
The news came through today that Paul Walker had died in a car crash.
The only way it could have possibly been more ironic was if he had died while watching a bad movie marathon.
So to acknowledge his legacy, I give to you, an in-depth review of The Fast & The Furious 1 through 6.
The Fast & The Furious 1:
An undercover cop participates in illegal street races to catch a baddie or something like that. Undercover cop starts to like the car racing and the people more than he likes his actual job. Lines get blurred. Fast car racing ensues. Some other stuff happens.
The Fast & The Furious 2:
See Fast & Furious 1, but in a different city.
The Fast & The Furious 3:
Doesn’t matter, because Paul Walker wasn’t in it.
The Fast & The Furious 4:
An undercover cop, who’s not so undercover anymore, teams up with a previous baddie to catch another baddie. Lines get blurred. Fast car racing ensues. Some other stuff happens.
The Fast & The Furious 5:
The undercover cop isn’t even a cop anymore, nor is he undercover, so a guy teams up with the same baddie to… well, to race, and somehow gain their freedom by beating another bunch of baddies at racing. Lines get blurred. Fast car racing ensues. Some other stuff happens, but totally brand new stuff, so it’s like a whole new movie!
The Fast & The Furious 6:
See Fast & Furious 1 through 5. Subtract cop. Add a tank.
So there you have it.
R.I.P. Mr Walker.
Four incredibly sad, but really fast car racing gerbils.
Paul Walker
